Them Duke boys are apparently all naughty now. At least, that's what Ben "Cooter" Jones is claiming. He's urging fans of the original show to boycott the upcoming Dukes of Hazzard movie due to its lewd content. In case Jessica Simpson basically using her own cooter (small "c") to wash the General Lee in the "These Boots Were Made for Walking" video wasn't a big tip-off, it seems the script is one long stream of sexual innuendo (and, perhaps, innuoutdo). Best quote: "To take a classic family show and do that is like taking I Love Lucy and making her a crackhead or something." I would pay to see that movie, too.
I couldn't get the site to work (probably having pretty serious bandwidth issues right now), but word is you can read Cooter's open letter at his Web site, cootersplace.com. (How many porn site owners would kill for that URL??)
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